👨‍💻 cs student 🎧 chronically online 🛠️ breaks things professionally ✌️ hi, you found me

this photo goes wayyy back.
current version has 20% more of me.
rollback in progress: protein up, sugar gone.

MARTIN TIWARI

my corner of the internet. chappal off at the door, mind the cat hair ↓

hello hello

Namaste. I'm Martin. I make things on the internet, break them, fix them at 2am, and tell exactly one person about it.

This is not a CV. No grades, no "passionate self-starter" nonsense. Just me, the places I actually live online, and a couple of secrets hidden in the page.

(three secrets. no, that counter was not generated. I counted them myself.)

evidence that I exist

Martin in the rain, hood up, throwing a peace sign — it was raining. went out anyway. ✌️

HARU the cat wearing a shiny birthday hat, deeply unimpressed — HARU. head of security. wears my birthday hat better than me.

Martin at graduation with his mom, who is blinking — graduation day. mom blinked. we're framing it anyway.

A fruit salad next to a laptop playing anime at a rooftop café — the diet era. the salad is new. eating it in front of anime is not.

the family unit

shipped with the full cast.

first, the cat. HARU is a calm, polite, extremely well-behaved young lady. menace. she scratched out the lie herself, as you just saw.

Martin and his big sister raising a toast at a night event — big sister. we toast to surviving each other. annually.

Martin's little sister striking a pose with two soda cans as props — little sister. the cans are props. she does NOT drink. the pose is genetic. (the arm is mine, I got cropped for legal reasons.)

dad. zero confirmed photos. too busy running the empire: chemicals, drinking water, and probably the plastic bag in your kitchen. bigfoot has better paparazzi coverage.

tap to unblur 👀

the girlfriend file. above your clearance level.

yes, mom's in the graduation one up there. blinking. she counts double.

the lore

a short story.

Young Martin in a flat cap looking unimpressed, next to his little sister in a pink hoodie giving side-eye — ch. 1: protagonist spawns. flat cap era, already done with everything. sidekick shipped separately. (yes, the side-eye is the same little sister.)

Martin sipping tea at a roadside stall — ch. 2: discovers roadside chiya. permanent stat buff. cafés have been coping ever since.

Martin and his friends toasting on a rooftop overlooking Kathmandu hills — ch. 3: assembles the council. weekly summits above the city. agenda: nothing. attendance: mandatory.

ch. 4: builds this website.
you're standing in it.
la, you're all caught up. 📍

find me on the internet

I basically live here ↓

the classified file

need-to-know basis.

full nameMartin Tiwari. that one's free.

annual eventships every december. the whole world puts up lights for the launch. you do the math.

phone number

home address

bossHARU. complaints go through her. she ignores them.

family businessthe water you drink, the bag you carry, the chemicals you can't pronounce. we're everywhere. you're welcome.

locationearth, probably. good momos within walking distance.

timezoneNPT, +5:45. round offsets are for other countries.

TIWARI CORP.visitor? no. resident.

MARTIN TIWARI

director of ctrl+z

ACCESS LEVEL: largely unsupervised ISSUED: at birth · renews late dec

real id. definitely legal. tug it.

rapid fire, no context

reply speedinstant, or 3 business days. no in-between 📬

browser tabs47 open. all essential. 🌐

currently buildingproject #2. it's a secret 🤫

sleep schedulenegotiable with the sun 🌙

gpanot on this website 😌

year, per hamro patro2083. I live in the future 🇳🇵

wallet statuseSewa says: insufficient balance 💸

personal chefthe foodmandu rider. my brother in arms 🛵

childhood superpowerhomework by candlelight, load-shedding era 🔦

keyboard volumelouder than necessary ⌨️

this websitehandmade. zero frameworks. 🛠️

swipe la, don't be shy →

the soundtrack

on repeat. on principle.

TRACK 00 · NOT RANKED. ABOVE RANKING. सयौं थुँगा फूलका plays right here on my website, as it should 🇳🇵

martin's rotation YT MUSIC

01song title goes hereartist name▶ 02the 2am coding oneartist name▶ 03the one that survived shuffleartist name▶ 04gym playlist openerartist name▶

synced from my actual playlist. judging is allowed. changing it is not.

leave your mark

this wall is yours.

draw something. I dare you.

got something to say to me? say it here. no name, no login, no consequences. it lands in my secret spreadsheet, anonymously.

be nice. or at least be funny., management

ok, that's me

k chha?

that's "what's up" for the non-nepali crowd. this is not a CV, so no cover letters. DMs are open:

@martin_tiwari →

feeling official? fine: martintiwari0@gmail.com