martintiwari .com.np find me ↗
Runs in the family.
Everest Super Chemical ↗everestsuperchemical.com.np Everest Beverage ↗everestbeverage.com.np

I built the websites. The recommendation is hereditary.

the person behind the tabs → three secrets. still hiding. find me on the internet ↗

There's always room for one more chair.

For ideas, internet rabbit holes, or a very important photo of your cat. My Instagram DMs take all three.

pull up a chair. DM me on Instagram ↗

open file

hello hello

Namaste. I'm Martin. This is the bit of the internet where my projects meet my people, and HARU supervises both.

This is not a CV. No grades, no "passionate self-starter" nonsense. Just me, the corners of the internet I actually live in, and three secrets hidden where you least expect them.

(three. counted by hand, like everything else here.)

where this actually happens

kathmandu, and me loitering in it.

Martin in the rain, hood up, throwing a peace sign
it was raining. went out anyway. ✌️
Martin sipping tea at a roadside stall
roadside chiya. permanent stat buff. cafés have been coping ever since.
Martin and his friends toasting on a rooftop overlooking Kathmandu hills
the weekly rooftop summit. agenda: nothing. attendance: mandatory.

one city, zero plans. that's the whole system.

meet the household.

Martin at graduation with his mom, who is blinking
graduation day. mom blinked. we're framing it anyway.
Young Martin in a flat cap looking unimpressed, next to his little sister in a pink hoodie giving side-eye
flat cap, zero patience, sidekick shipped separately. (yes, same side eye little sister.)
Martin and his big sister raising a toast at a night event
big sister. we toast to surviving each other. annually.
Martin's little sister striking a pose with two soda cans as props
little sister. the cans are props. she does NOT drink. the pose is genetic. (the arm is mine, I got cropped for legal reasons.)
Martin as a baby held by his saili maiju as a young woman, with another young cousin seated beside them on a blue sofa
saili maiju. on the job since before I could hold my own head up. still is.
tap to unblur 👀
the girlfriend file. above your clearance level.

dad.
runs two companies.
somehow avoids one camera.

one photo short of a full house.

the rollback, in progress

protein up. sugar gone. allegedly.

A fruit salad next to a laptop playing anime at a rooftop café
the diet era. the salad is new. eating it in front of anime is not.
Martin flexing in a mirror selfie while an unidentified hand throws a peace sign in the foreground
flexing in the mirror. that second hand in frame is not mine. I have questions too.
no before photo. no after photo. just a during, indefinitely. 📍

find me on the internet

I basically

Pick a corner. I'll bring the questionable conversation.

no permission slip needed. just say hi.

the classified file

need to know basis.

A little context. A few boundaries. Zero OTPs.

Martin in the rain, throwing a peace sign
the person responsible. allegedly.
Martin's signature

Martin Tiwari.
Mostly unsupervised.

I build websites, make office software, and answer to a cat.

Kathmanduclose to good momos.

Decemberthe lights are obviously for me.

HARUhead of absolutely everything.

and this is where the oversharing stops.

nice try is a perfectly valid answer.

Instagram is the front door ↗

office software department (unfortunately, me)

three shipped. one has started paying rent in my head.

family business, now ready for the internet

Everest Super Chemical Udhyog website

gave the chemical empire a proper front door online. dad can now say “check the website” instead of forwarding six photos on WhatsApp.

visit the website ↗
SHIPPED
built for the office

the accounting app

the numbers now have assigned seats. invoices enter, ledgers behave, and my ctrl+z has been promoted to senior management.

DEPLOYED
the sister company gets its own front door

Everest Beverage website

built the website for Everest Super Chemical’s sister company. separate company, separate website. apparently being the family tech department is not a part time position.

visit the website ↗
SHIPPED

FROM THE ARCHIVE / NO LONGER RUNNING

A few friends.
A clothing label.
A chapter worth keeping.

My friends and I started Poshak, a clothing brand. We didn’t continue it, but it belongs here too. Not everything we make has to become a forever thing.

hung up the business. kept the memories.

Poshak Fearless Drop campaign: two people wearing graphic T-shirts in a courtyard
POSHAK / FEARLESS DROP
A still from our original brand video. Not a current collection.

things the CV left out.

reply speed instant, or 3 business days. nothing in between 📬
if it's been a week: I saw it, panicked, and put the phone face down.
browser tabs 47 open. all essential. 🌐
nine are the same stack overflow question. I keep hoping for a better answer.
currently building project #3. scope says hello. sleep says goodbye. 🤫
official progress: yes. public details: absolutely not. the counter nearby is the only witness.
sleep schedule negotiable with the sun 🌙
the sun and I have not spoken in some time.
gpa not on this website 😌
nor on any future website. thank you for your interest.
year, per hamro patro 2083. I live in the future 🇳🇵
57 years ahead of you and still late to everything.
wallet status eSewa says: insufficient balance 💸
the balance is a suggestion. the momos were not.
personal chef the foodmandu rider. my brother in arms 🛵
he knows the gate code. several of my relatives do not.
childhood superpower homework by candlelight, load shedding era 🔦
builds character, they said. it built astigmatism.
keyboard volume louder than necessary ⌨️
it isn't even mechanical. that's the tragedy. it's just how I type.
chiya or coffee chiya. coffee's just a diet plan wearing a trench coat ☕
one sugar. two if the day has already gone badly. so, two.
punctuality runs on Nepali Standard Time. UTC+5:45, and also a mood 🕰️
the 45 minutes are official. the rest is entirely on me.
proudest achievement survived four dashain lunches in one day, no visible regret 🍛
aunt number three still thinks I didn't eat. she is wrong and she is unmovable.
this website handmade. zero frameworks. 🛠️
every misaligned pixel is a personal decision I stand behind.

small facts. unnecessarily detailed backs.

the soundtrack

on repeat. on principle.

TRACK 00 · NOT RANKED. ABOVE RANKING. सयौं थुँगा फूलका plays right here on my website, as it should 🇳🇵
martin's rotation YT MUSIC

synced from my actual playlist. judging is allowed. changing it is not.

leave your mark

sign the book on your way out.

draw something. I dare you.

k chaa?

that's "what's up" for the non Nepali crowd. this is not a CV, so here's what's actually happening right now, no "allegedly" about it:

dispatch from kathmandu live
local time--:--
skythe sky refuses to comment.
statuscalibrating.
HARUcalibrating.

signal ends here. HARU has muted further notifications.

something tucked in the envelope

the secrets, officially

none stamped yet. they're all still up there.

p.s. you opened a stranger's desk and stayed for the letter. this one's yours.

whatever you're carrying today, set it down for a minute. drink some water. text the person you just thought of. saachi, they thought of you first. they're just slower at this.

and if nobody has said it yet today: the internet is better with you in it. glad you exist.

, martin (HARU agrees, off the record)

sealed. scroll back up if you want it open again. it's your letter now.